vampyredoll:

“stop being dramatic”

me:

heavyydirtysouls:

this tweet is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

king-emare:

thesonofcali:

thighetician:

billiehollibae:

monster–zero:

just-shower-thoughts:

If Hogwarts is the finest, high class school for witches and wizards I’d love to see a spinoff movie of one of the more ghetto, inner-city magic schools.

Shut the fuck up.

Honestly

😂😁😂😂

shit

kushonthecoast:

n0rma1-people-sxare-me:

I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad

At everything

*winks at you with both eyes*

shrexy:

they’re called succubus bc they SUCC U til u BUS

jeisontodd:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

basicmom:

beefbae:

basicmom:

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

yeah that’s fair

oomshi:

“babe” & “baby" creep me out if you wanna give me a pet name call me something cute like esteban julio ricardo montoya dela rosa ramirez

dammit-vaughn:

land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:

WHAT IS THIS GAME

Sorry but there is no way I could have voice acted this and not lost my shit

exigetspersonal:

officialfrenchtoast:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photos via EverythingFerns)

its this guy lmao

I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake